this is just to say that i have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast
Ask me anything ;)
they were delicious
so sweet and so cold
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
Fun - We Are Young - OST “The Sims 3 Showtime”
MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING
WE BAH YUUUUUUUUUU
I think this is what English sounds like to people who don’t understand it.
jEUSU FUKC TAKE THE WHEEL OMFGF
what. the. fuck?!
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